“Ode to Dopehead Teeth”

teeth

Ahh, dopehead teeth, stop smiling at me.

I desire not a sample of you.

You don’t brush or rinse or even floss,

and your breath sure smells…..P.U.!

Brown and beige and niblet-yellow,

about oral hygiene, you are far too mellow;

you used to be a real nice fellow!

From the gumline, most of your friends have bolted,

against a clean mouth, they have all revolted,

and a few of the decimated forces are all that remain.

Now your gaping maw more resembles a giant shit stain.

Why fight the toothbrush, it’s insane!

Such an easy thing to maintain,

I don’t see the reason to refrain.

Ahh, dopehead teeth, stop smiling at me.

I desire not a sample of you.

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